Eldorado

The Stranger, a tall striking creature dressed in white sets into motions a series of events whilst reciting the Edgar Allen Poe Poem "Eldorado", which will have an effect on those heading towards the mythical city. The evening was going to be a normal Blues Brothers tribute gig for Oliver and Stanley Rosenblum, The Jews Brothers at a local Bar Mitzvah, but things were not going to go to plan for Stan and Ollie. After being wrongly sent to entertain the annual conference of Neo Nazi's instead of the stripper, which was sent to the Bar Mitzvah by their inept Manager JJ. The Jews Brothers are chased out of town by the head of the Californian Chapter of Neo Nazi's General Zwick, and after contacting their agent JJ who makes amends for the mix up by sending the boys and the stripper Lesley Dean to do a show at the Eldorado Festival. This sets in motion a series of events, as at the same time Jessica Albino Jones is on the run from her husband, strip club owner Roy with a million of his dollars and with words of wisdom from Angel and Lilly, she finds herself on the same road to Eldorado. The Jews Brothers have broken down, and then are humiliated by a gang of Hell's Angels led by Meat. Oliver is keeping it together whilst his weaker brother Stanley is complaining about a broken tooth. They are given directions to a dentist known as Doc Martin who just loves pulling teeth and gets some kind of sexual kick from doing procedures on his patients. The story continues as they close in towards the centre of Eldorado, but at the same time Roy is concerned his wife has run off with one million dollars and employs the help of his friend Ted to pursue his missing wife and more importantly his money. They are also heading now towards a meeting in Eldorado. As these relatively normal characters make their way there, it becomes increasingly clear that the inhabitants of this town are not the normal folk you expect celebrating their towns bi-centenary. The town folk of Eldorado are a collection of folk who prey on tourists including loud mouth Dick Wheeler coming to their town and making them top of the menu. Now Oliver and Stanley have to escape from this town before they become the dish of the day. With the likes of Lemmas the deranged butcher making sure that only the best meat is ready for the feast it's going to be hard getting out in one piece. With the Stranger bringing the pieces into play and the Spirit Guide making his own waves, it will end in a way where no one is going to believe. With the town folk on the tail of Oliver and Stanley, they make the run out of town with a million dollars that Stanley has surprisingly found, they are looking forward to a life of no more worries, but the Stranger does not have that in mind, as they find themselves on a cloud on the other side.

Genre(s) : Comedy,Horror,Music

Aka(s) :
(original title) - Eldorado
Norway - El Dorado
Russia - Эльдорадо
Sweden - El Dorado
United Kingdom - Highway to Hell
United States - Eldorado

Actors :
Richard Driscoll Oliver Rosenblum
Daryl Hannah The Stranger
Peter O'Toole Narrator (voice)
David Carradine The Spirit Guide
Jeff Fahey Doc Martin
Michael Madsen Ted
Patrick Bergin Roy
Brigitte Nielsen Angel
Steve Guttenberg JJ
Rebecca Linley Jessica Albino Jones
Rik Mayall Chef Mario
Darren Morgan Stanley Rosenblum
Sylvester McCoy General Zwick
Bill Moseley Lemmas
Robin Askwith Mick the Shoe
Robert Llewellyn Meat
Caroline Munro Lilly
Oliver Tobias Dick Wheeler
Vass Anderson The Mayor
Michael Barber Tommy (as Mick Barber)
Buster Bloodvessel
Alexis Caley Lesley Dean
Jason Collins Backstage Manager
Daniel Ferguson Nazi
Lee Galley Zwick's Driver
Michael Lanchbury Mini Mountain
Melanie Light Gunslinger
Danny Lopez Deputy Atkins (as Daniel Steven Lopez)
Steve Munroe Eduardo
Marius Smuts Bill
Dave Sommer Man Mountain
Jayne Marie White Dawn (as Jayne White)
James Michael Rankin Man in Crowd (uncredited)