I AM LEGEND
By Oh My Gore ! on April 18, 2008
"I AM LEGEND" - Guide to surviving an apocolypse

(How to avoid becoming monster food)
• Be in the minute percentage of humans that have DNA immunity to the infectious virus
• Earn a PhD in Virology ...right...
• Cleverly set snares to capture bloodthirsty ‘humans' in order to continue your desperate experiments at finding a cure to reverse the effects of the virus
• Break your isolationist thoughts with the companionship of ‘Man's best friend,' and train him better than Cesar Milan
• Set up an array of mannequins to maintain a bit of human communication and retain your sanity
• Find reasons to continue and desire to advance in life
• Tap into your primitive side and rekindle your hunter/gatherer skills to find food and supplies
• Learn how to broadcast radio signals across all AM frequencies
• Shack up and prepare for a one-man Battle of the Alamo (with zomboids) by barricading your house with steel doors and creating a defence perimeter with high-powered UV lights and explosives
• Find a way to maintain electricity – perhaps with gas-powered generators
• Use lessons learned from Tom Hanks in Cast Away to keep your sanity and combat solitary confinement
• Connect to the possibility that there is a reason for everything
• Sleep somewhere unconventional - why not a bathtub????
• Take a page from Jesus' book, and sacrifice your life so others may live again
• Get past the fact that the Mayan calendar predicts the world to end on December 21, 2012 – three months after you would give your life to protect humanity!
• Meticulously record your daily activities and experiments in a video diary
• Take advantage of that big city – there's a lot out there!
• Complete your one remaining mission: find a way to reverse the effects of the virus by using your own immune blood to save and perpetuate modern human life.
Release date : 21.04.2008
French Release : 2007-12-19 | US Release : 2007-12-14
Source : Oh My Gore !
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