Kill Keith

Kill Keith: Volume 1. Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin is a household name and has been at the top of his game for nearly 40 years. He's an all round entertainer and has lived with us via our TV screens on Swap Shop as kids through to GMTV as parents. He is undoubtedly a national treasure, and for nearly four decades has been much loved by viewers young and old. The year is 2010 and hidden away in a damp dark and blood stain cellar is a stranger, a man, a figure in the dark, someone we'd rather not know. He sits through the small hours torturing himself watching Swap Shop on fast forward over and over again. Cheggers Plays Pop posters decorate the cellar walls. The stranger moves slowly around his memorabilia filled shrine; terrifying equipment of torture fill the cellar together with several slabs of dead meat hanging from meat hooks. In the corner a man is bound and gagged in a cage while being subjected to archive TV clips of Keith Chegwin. The stranger is on an evil crusade. What is this unhealthy obsession with Keith Chegwin? Is the stranger plotting to kill our much loved Keith? Innocent victims from around the country slowly start to disappear. The damp cellar accrues more bodies. The news headlines build of reports of a serial killer. Cheggers continues his daily TV show while the nation lives in fear of evil roaming the country. Body parts begin to surface hundreds of miles from where they disappeared. How safe is Keith? How long before the stranger fulfills his obsessive desires?

Genre(s) : Comedy,Horror

Aka(s) :
(original title) - Kill Keith
Australia - Kill Keith
Japan - Kill Keith(Japanese)
United Kingdom - Kill Keith

Australia - Kill Keith
Japan - Kill Keith
United Kingdom - Kill Keith

Actors :
Marc Pickering Danny
Susannah Fielding Dawn
David Easter Cliff
Simon Phillips Andy
Stephen Chance Brian Stokes
Keith Chegwin Keith Chegwin
Iain Rogerson Alf
Joe Tracini Tony Blackburn
Tony Blackburn Tony Burnblack
Ellie Jacob Rose
Chris Hampson Derek Biggs
Amy Booth-Steel Doris
Russell Grant Russell Grant
Julie Kinsella Danny's Mum
Frank Scantori Terry Hunt
Malcolm Boyden Malcolm
Dominic Burns Director
Joe Pasquale Joe Pasquale
Anthea Preston Valerie
Freddie Lees Jim
Rendah Beshoori Justina (as Rendah Heywood)
Nick Warnford Floor Manager
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill DI Stevens
Euan Macnaughton Hospital Manager
Matt Emery Christopher
Darren Sean Enright Paparazzi Photographer
Richard Lee O'Donnell Paparazzi
Kevin Hallett Constable Beaumont
Chris Trott Camera Guy - Extra
Lee Asquith-Coe Paramedic (uncredited)
Lara Duke Hospital Visitor (uncredited)
Vanessa Feltz Vanessa Feltz (uncredited)
Tracey Greenwood Fan in street (uncredited)
Alexandra K Hansler Patient (uncredited)
Will Jasper Floor Manager (uncredited)
Alistair Montgomery The Killer (uncredited)
Anthony Perrett Reporter (uncredited)
Gino Picciano Reporter (uncredited)
Elise Quevedo Reporter (uncredited)
Mick Slaney Paparazzi (uncredited)
Cormac Thompson-Hale Rock Fan (uncredited)
Andrew Turner Friend of Competition Winner (uncredited)
Michael Walker Ripped Hunk (uncredited)
Jimmy White Jimmy White (uncredited)